August 2011
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When teachers yell at you for talking, when you...
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THEN THEY GET MAD AT YOU FOR NOT WRITING NOTES. =))))
I’M TRYING TO LEARN, BITCH.
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At a conference, Stephenie Meyer said: “The God...
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In your face, SparkleMeyer.
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I can't wait to get married!!
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I’m gonna walk down the aisle like
and i’ll be all like
my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like
we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like
then we’re gonna go to the reception and party
then go to our hotel room and bang
then live happily every after
but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr
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More Wolf Graffiti
rruffurr:
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At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that...
demonicpizza:
cloesy:
kevinflynnisnotamused:
kyoscock:
One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.
omg
fhsdjfgsdj my heart melted
Oh my god, koalas are even cuter now
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Watchoceanmaster:
liontaryist:
I didn’t expect it to…
One of many favorites.
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I'm kinda creepy, but just kinda: Nice guys don't... →
emmyc:
blacklikemehreen:
Every time I’m reminded of this bullshit rant’s existence, it makes me want to swear off of men completely. I don’t want to believe that any guys really believe this crap but I know for fact that some do and it’s horrible.
Let’s start off with the glaring problem: the idea…
hahaha this is exactly something I was thinking of recently and something I’d love to tell a...
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Art should disturb the comfortable and comfort the...
Watchoceanmaster:
fl0e:
billbuttlicker-:
yongiee:
” we’re porn to god, then he masterbates “
OH MY GOD “later im gonna masturbate and im gonna think about you and theres nothing you can do about it” OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
anyways she comes off as really fake and phony but he’s also being offensive man this is a great interview
From what I read it’s actually just a comedy skit but I think its...
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GALACTIC DANCING: dragonmaw: roguecnidarian: Yes.... →
dragonmaw:
roguecnidarian:
Yes. Call of Duty is boring and halo is for frat boys. They’re both games for liddle babies who wouldn’t know a good shooter if it shot them in the face. I’d much rather play doom or quake or other inventive FPSes if I’m going to play vidya.
No.
Doom, Quake,…
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GALACTIC DANCING: I spent a long time unable to... →
I spent a long time unable to come up with a concept for G-Darius. Every day was trying, and before I knew it, three months had gone by. Even so, I was still wandering around in a a deep fog, so I went out into the city to lift my mood. Having permission from the company, of course, I left the…
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This is an ADULT LINK. Click at your own risk; you... →
That moment where you have no idea how to reply to...
lolitatreasurer:
10knotes:
sahilcripnigga:
They’re probably sitting there like:
And you’re over somewhere like:
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Featured on 10Knotes, the 10,000 notes blog.
I think this is me with every single text I get. (my friends know)
Watchlolitatreasurer:
harukatsune:
lavender-ice:
saiyukiluver:
newdeezy:
SOAP DROP, NIGGA.
LOL
oh yes.
DROPPED THE SOAP AGAIN, HUH. LMAO
holyshit
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Oh dinner conversations
lolitatreasurer:
Me: So did you have any amazing parties while I was gone?
Mom: Yeah actually we had one a few other nights there!
Me: Oh, did you get super smashed?
Mom: Well, actually, it was your father who got “super smashed” this time…
Dad:
“I did not.”
Mom:
“Don’t give me that look. Don’t you remember performing fellatio on that sausage?”
Dad:
Me:
