i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own
why am I reblogging this?
it appears my blood has been successful
do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry
spooning yourself at night because your ugly and no one loves you
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
If I follow you, yes, I care about your garden, what your cat did today, the jewelry you made, that one friend who said the thing, i like your sense of humor, and also your selfies.
I AM ABOUT TO LOSE IT
WHAT ON EARTH
next level of bad kids