jetgreguar:

tsukiyama-shoo:

tsukiyama-shoo:

please tell me im not the only one who remembers that photoset/gif that went around where it has the final scenes of death note where light is trying to defend himself but someone replaced the text so it was him teaching them how to swim

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okay but where is the comic because that shit was my favorite forever

idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.

(via nagisakaworu)

officialunitedstates:

you call me up in the middle of the night complaining about being scared of the rocks in your backyard and I will come over right away and punch them for you.  consider it a perk of my friendship

(via spacenoodledani)

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

(Source: irvinator, via nagisakaworu)

its-ga-linda-with-a-ga:

"we’re not queerbaiting these characters"

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(via maolissa)

tastefullyoffensive:

"I need those TPS reports!"

(Source: noveltastic, via maolissa)

camiyak:

ventus-went-us:

Simple and Clean is truly magical because never before has a song made me so emotional while making the least amount of sense imaginable

(via nagisakaworu)

ohmygil:

badlitmakestheworldgoround:

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Bernadine’s has always had a thing for trees. Has she finally found a tree that’s the one for her? Fingers crossed things get filthy!

the perfect book to read after watching guardians of the galaxy i reckon. 

(suggested by the lovely jadziwine) (also closeup of the cover because it’s a work of art)  

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someone got wood

(via iguanamouth)

ifsheetswerestates:

yeah, you could say i’m a gamer

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(via nagisakaworu)

foxtrotttalks:

hello-i-am-patches:

swancensus:

valedecem:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

vriskastark:

the infamous car alarm. Wee woo, mother fuckers.

Bow to Me. I am the Coke Fiend.
evidently I’m not even a z-grade supervillain

Still better than me, the Annoying Dude Who Won’t Leave!
Bow down for am I staying here.

Egads! It’s the Well Educated Black Man. Here come my roommates…
Behold! The Dude Who Won’t Leave and the Motherfucking Bible Nazi.

Bow to me, I am the Bible Nazi

Fuck You, I’m the Customer.

The horrifying decision to give up

foxtrotttalks:

hello-i-am-patches:

swancensus:

valedecem:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

vriskastark:

the infamous car alarm. Wee woo, mother fuckers.

Bow to Me. I am the Coke Fiend.

evidently I’m not even a z-grade supervillain

Still better than me, the Annoying Dude Who Won’t Leave!

Bow down for am I staying here.

Egads! It’s the Well Educated Black Man. Here come my roommates…

Behold! The Dude Who Won’t Leave and the Motherfucking Bible Nazi.

Bow to me, I am the Bible Nazi

Fuck You, I’m the Customer.

The horrifying decision to give up

(Source: harryfloorcorn)

yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

(via betterbemeta)

(Source: pleasestopbeingsad, via adriofthedead)

drakefan666:

if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell

(Source: waynesworld1992, via betterbemeta)

bakaa-usagii:

as-seen-on-disney:

elphabaoftheopera:

I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them. 

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I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.

Mormon’s Inc.

(via foxtrotttalks)

korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

(via airinn)

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